Der Soccer Mom’s who drive full sized Suburbans too fast while talking on your cell phones, making too-tight of turns at the stop light:
If you’re going to hit my car, please do it lightly in the right side. I need you’re insurance to buy me a new paint job.
(No, one hasn’t hit me yet)
Ps, this also goes for BMWs who chomp at the bit making right hand turns at stop lights.